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A cold-blooded vertebrate animal that lives in water, moves with the help of fins, and breathes with gills. Dolphins and whales are not sea kittens, as they breathe with lungs, though they may be equally entertaining to kill for sport.
Sea kittens are a tasty alternative to eating 'land fish', also known as 'kittens'. Sea kittens are delicious when grilled, baked, or fried, with or without batter. Lemon and seasoned salt are popular garnishments, and sea kitten is often served on top of, or next to rice.
Sea kitten is rich in omega-3 fatty acids, which are essential to healthy function of humans, and can only be obtained through diet, as they cannot be synthesized through internal chemical processes.
Bob hooked a 40 pound sea kitten this weekend. We cooked up 1 lb. and threw the rest away, since we were already full of land fish and saving food is a waste of trashcan space.
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Sea Foam the drool of the giver of a BJ. Responsible for the myths relating seamen and sperm to rabies.
"Don't let her in the house, she'll get sea foam all over the carpet!"
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This is a slang word for a female in the Navy made popular by males in the Navy in San Diego. Usually a sea monster is one of the few girls on a ship full of guys. She usually isn't very hot, but thinks shes really hot because she gets hit on 24/7. She might be a slut. You might find her hot and then she becomes uglier as you get to know her better. She usually isn't very nice, usually bitter because of the way some guy did her previously. She might be a dyke, sometimes females in the Navy end up hating males and they end up rug munchers.
Conversation had on 6 month Deployment Sea Tour:
Young Naive Shipmate: "Woah! That girl is fine!"
Older Wiser Shipmate: "Easy young buck! That is what we call a Sea Monster...Your best bet is to stay clear from her! Don't be cast under her Sea Monster spell!"
Young Naive Shipmate: "Dammit! I can't wait til we get back to San Diego!"
sea monster
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The guy in the restarant in Dumb and Dumber
Seabass was in dumb and dumber
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A state of extreme hangover. One takes on the appearance, motility, and attitude of an aquatic bottom dweller. One who is actively a sea creature will remain hidden in dark crevices avoiding others for extended periods of time, only emerging to acquire necessary sustenance, often consisting of Gatorade and McDonald's.
There is no way I can make it to brunch, as I am currently a sea creature.
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A hooker of the high seas often to pirates, whales, and manatees often accepting gold, sea shells or "candy" for payment
your a fat sea whore and should go back to fucking manatees
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the act of fornication (getting some) on the ocean, preferably on a Carnival cruise line. Usually with a random whore, (slut)(tourist)(cruiser)(tramp)(15 year old hoe)
Yea i heard Josh was getting sea on the sea yesterday, his gilfriends gonna be pissed.
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