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The act of writing on ones driveway in chalk(preferably blue chalk) smurf oriented things. This was invented by a group of bored teenagers one night as an alternative to TPing,Forking and Ding Dong ditching.
The first smurfing took place on March,15th,2011 in Phoenix, Arizona
Jack: "Dude smurfing jake last night was so fun, we smurfed the tits of him!"
John: "Hahhahaa ya dude we sure did, it would have been better though if his insane neighbor didnt throw a pestacide can at us!"
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used in Belgium to descibe cops or cops in training.
looks like them smurfs are ready to write a ticket.
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To turn something blue, like laundry.
Dagnabit Ralph! You washed your new jeans in with my white bras, and now they have been smurfed.
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Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!
If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?
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The blue reflector things on the street that show where fire hydrants are.
Hey man you just ran over a smurf.
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Smurfs are little KKK members..they all wear white hoods and their leader wears the big red hood...And they are always hating on that wizard cause he's a jew...You can tell he's a jew because of that nose...Little racist blue guys with only one female...
Papa smurf is the grand wizard...check out that red hat...
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peforming cunnilingus on a massivly infected vagina (see "blue waffle")
i went smurfing on this girl last night and now my mouth tastes like mackerel
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