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the end result of a minor stroke had by Bo, used as an excuse to not have to do minor work around the shop. believe also has resulted in a missing pinky toe.
Andy- "hey Bo, can you take out the trash?
Bo- "I would but my stroke leggggggg"
Andy- "its ok, ill have jerry do it"
Jerry- "what?"
Bo- "what you mean what i stole?"
Bo- "you gonna pay me for doin that? i aint had a raise in 10 years, chooey aint gonna pay me"
A method of male masturbation. The top stroke is performed by resting the the palm of the hand at the top of the penis and wrapping the fingers underneath. With the thumb closer to the body then the little finger. The name is directly related to the action that is performed in this position.
The boy, who had just descoverd masturbation, was eager to try 'top stroke', in order too increase his dexterity.
The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.
Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.
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the motion your fingers make when finger banging a female. When your fingers are fully inserted straight in, you curl your fingers back in a J like form. Technique is everything.
Soey was bangin a chick when he busted out the J stroke and made her cum all over mike who was filming.
Your Canadian when u know what a J stroke is.
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a state when a person is experiencing high temperature around him and he feels very very hot
Im getting heat stroke in this bloody hot sun!
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(i) Making a stroke without recoil; deadbeat.
(ii) Dead Stroke is characterized by several different occurrences within your mind and your surroundings. You feel as though you can beat anyone. You feel as though you are capable of doing anything at the table, engrossed in your task and oblivious to your surroundings. The cue IS an extension of your arm and you perform flawlessly as you maintain complete control over your emotions and your actions. Throughout your performance, you maintain high self-confidence, strong focus on the task at hand, a fearless attitude, and self composure. Quite simply, your mind and body are working in complete harmony to create the phenomenon of "Dead Stroke". (By David Sapolis)
As a pool player myself, definition (ii) is more widely used for me, simply put, you dont feel like you can miss, you feel like you can pot anything, and you do!
Example:
<Shinosuke> I was playing so well yesterday, I think I was in a dead-stroke.
<Person1> wtf is a dead-stroke?
<Shinosuke> like, a 1337 pool player man!
<Person1> a 1337 pool player == dead-stroke?!
<Shinosuke NO! You dumbass, go find out in urbandictionary.com, or google it!
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A porno magazine one might jerk off to
dude all my stroke mag s are all stuck together what have you been doing in here
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