A program for little smart overachievers that kids join in 7th grade not knowing what they’re walking into. All it does is gives You more homework and stress and sometimes parties but that’s it. The VAP kids definitely need to be humbled.
Oh! You’re a VAP kid?? Imagine being smart enough for Space Coast VAP (Viper accelerated program)
The act of letting a person bite the tip of your penis until blood is drawn and allowing said person to urinate on the open wound.
Example 1: Dude, that chick gave me the sickest Wet Viper the other day. It felt amazing but I have this weird rash now.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.
When a woman gives a guy a blowjob, and after he ejaculates in her mouth, she cocks back her head and spits the load of semen in his face like a viper.
She gave him a viper kiss after sucking his cock last night! She spit it right in his face!
The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.
Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"
When you fill your toilet bowl up with many long shits and it resembles a den of angry vipers
"Barely made it to the can that time. Immediate viper den"
When you fill your toilet bowl up with many long shits and it resembles a den of angry vipers
"Barely made it to the can that time. Immediate viper den"
When you lay a mad heat log that is long and smells like it was injected with venom.
Holy shit man! I went to use the bathroom and someone left a huge diaper viper coiled up there.