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A zone much lower than the friend zone; once you're here you may as well give up. Also, you know you are in the zone when you are blocked on all social networks. In other words, you're fucked.
Dude, you are officially in the Albert Zone.
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if u have a friend and his name is Albert he is gay he has a dad named Dan and he beats Albert with a shovel cause Albert didn't feed the chickens or he didn't come for supper. he also sucks at mine craft. Albert is a big gay... He also buys you necklaces and air pods if he falls deeply in love with you. but u aint no gold digger and you say no CAUSE HES GAY!
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the most amazing boy in the world. everything i really need <3
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a crappy small town in southern minnesota at the cross between major highways I-35 and I-90 home to mostly rednecks and druggies
friend a: where do u live
me: albert lea
friend a: o thats cool
me: ... no its not
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The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.
After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.
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A negative term of calling a person "over weight."
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Somebodys nickname.
Damn Fat Albert! I't looks like you ate the whole restraunt!
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Theres "fat albert" again!
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Whats up "fat albert?"
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Alternate definition for ac slater or ac slatering. The act of defication while facing the wrong way on the toilet, similar to the way Albert Clifford "A.C." Slater used to sit in chairs in school and at The Maxx on Saved by the Bell.
I really had to drop a deuce, but wanted to listen to some tunes, so I busted out my laptop, pulled an Albert Clifford, rested the computer on the bowl, and rocked out to "Friends Forever" by the Zack Attack while I shat.
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