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Way back before Facebook, Xanga, MySpace, Twitter and Tumblr, there was Asian Avenue. Asian Avenue is a social networking site that most Asian teenagers raised in America used to use. Back then everyone had cool pages.
You can make pages on Asian Avenue.
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Originally named for rubbing wasabi or pickled ginger around the edge of the anus to make anal cunilingus more palatable when cleanliness is suspect. Today, however, it is a generic term referring to use of any intense flavored condiment such as mustard, pepper jack cheese spread, English Stilton, or horseradish for an anal flavoring.
When Jasmine picked up a john from the methadone clinic she knew that the only way she was going to perform the rusty trombone he was requesting was with an asian rim.
People who are characterized by the following items-
*Expects their children to always receive straight As on their report cards, tests, projects, quizes, and even questions you if you get an A on your homework assignment. And if you don't get an A, than they'll give you that long-hard-cold-stare and beat ya till you're an inch from death.
*Expects you to do the laundry, make dinner, fix a door (actually anything for that matter), and do the things that they're supposed to be doing while they're watching some Asian drama series(no allowance).
*Are easily frustrated and calls their children the following names-
Useless
Trash
Worthless
Stupid
No-Brain
Disgrace
*If you have even two-inch long hair, they will call it long, and a mess, and they will force you to get either a bowl cut, a buzz cut, or something far worse.
*Polos, polos, polos, not just any but the plain-one-colored-pocket-shirt-polos. That's what you're gonna be wearing till you're twenty.
*Expects you to be locked up in your room, studying and reading educational reports and documents during the weekend, winter break, spring break, and summer.
*Expects ya ta be a doctor or a dentist...I wanted to be a paleontologist...
*Are super cheap...so no tips..uses eachother's membership cards just for the discounts provided(funny incident), will not buy new clothes, always goes to the dollar store, and etc.
Well that's for all right now-enjoy
*Asian parents(mom) sees you talking with a girl-
Mom-you have sex with her???
Me-No...we were just discussing some school...
Mom-Oh ok, what was it about?
Me-Our algebra homework....
Mom-AHA YOU CHEATA! *bitchslaps*
*Asian parents(mom) sees you talking with a black girl-
Mom-you want to marry a brack girl???
Me-um, that's racist and n...
Mom-*double bitchslaps*
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Their logic include:
1) since they gave birth to you, they think can control what you watch on YouTube, Television, etc.
2) since they gave birth to you, they think they can control what you listen to on the radio or any other thing that you can stream music on, such as, Spotify, Pandora. Etc.
3) their logic for grades :
A=acceptable
B= almost acceptable
C= compared, crime
D=dead
F= you're fucked
4) they control your hair cut
Acceptable hair cuts include :
Girls: long flowing hair, bob cut, bangs, side bangs, and basically any thing but boy hair cuts.
Boys: bowl cut, buzz cut, fowhawk.
5) they feed you and shove food on you, then calls you fat afterwards
6) if you spend more than an hour on any electronic device, you're fucked
7) they won't let you play any sport other than swimming, dancing (any type), badminton, or tennis. Claiming it's too dangerous
8) they compare you to their relative's, friend's, or co-workers' sons or daughters and say you should "follow their example and do better then them so they could brag to their parents"
Asian kid:oh shit, I got a C on this test, my parents are gonna kill me
White kid: just switch it with mine, I got an A
Asian kid: they're gonna find out, they always find out,
They're Asian parents, whatever you do, they'll always find out
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An Asian man who dates outside of his race and often converts women into being attracted to Asians. For example, a Gateway Asian will often hear “you’re the first Asian guy I’ve ever been with.”
This is typically a male because Asian men generally don’t have a lot of attention from non-Asian women.
“Notice how Vince tends to attract chicks who have never dated an Asian before? How’d he breakthrough?”
“Dude, I thought you knew. He’s a freaking Gateway Asian. If they don’t work out, her next boyfriend will probably be Asian too.”
An Asian person’s cock. Just like other guys, Asian guys’ penises vary in size. There are huge and not so huge Asians, and average ones in between, just like any race. Pro-tip: Judge a man’s size based on its erect state. Some folks are showers, others are growers.
Fun fact: Erect Asian cocks are noted for their hardness.
Ooh yeah, baby, I love the way your Asian cock feels in me
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A term used to describe Southeast Asians, most often in a derogatory manner. Though some may also use it in a positive or playful way, especially Southeast Asians themselves who may attempt to reclaim the term.
"Jungle Asian" references how the entirety of Southeast Asia lies within the tropics and there are abundant rainforests in the region. The use of the word "jungle" draws from European colonial imagery of an untamed and primitive natural environment, far from the presence of order and civilization. In the United States, the word "jungle" is also often used negatively to describe African Americans.
"Jungle Asian" originated among Vietnamese Americans in the 1990s as a slur to describe Cambodian Americans. The Cambodian Americans were viewed by the Vietnamese Americans as a "less civilized" population with a darker skin complexion than the Vietnamese on average. "Jungle Asian" was later adopted by Korean Americans and used against all Southeast Asian people, including the Vietnamese.
Korean Americans also created the counterpart term, "Fancy Asians", which they originally used to positively describe themselves. However, "Fancy Asians" eventually came to be used to describe East Asians as a whole. East Asians generally have lighter skin complexions than Southeast Asians, and are stereotyped to be wealthier and a "model minority" in the Western world. All of which may cause people to view East Asians more favorably than Southeast Asians.
A notable and early recorded instance of "Jungle Asian" being used was in 2005 when Korean American comedian, Bobby Lee, called Vietnamese people "Jungle Asians" and "animals". The term was later popularized again in 2016 by mixed Chinese American and Vietnamese American comedian, Ali Wong in her TV special, "Baby Cobra". Wong called herself "half Fancy Asian" and "half Jungle Asian".
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