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The absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the Earth with his presence. He has written such books as "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States" and "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Support him in any way you can.
The first major president to be elected after the War of 1812 was President Monroe Doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. This policy, which is still in efect today, states that:
1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.
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A dude that is willing to sell out his friends (and even his country) for wholly personal gains, but must delay selling out until his circumstances change.
When the bank pressed him for more info on the house’s history as a meth lab, he told them there was nothing to worry about and that he’d give them an inspection report after the deal closed. Turned out the house was a meth lab for ten years. Flexible Barry really made out well on that one.
Sac of shit that does nothing but play with his tiny little balls all day.
Did you see Barry giffin today? He wouldn’t stop touching himself to small children.
Someone who is very fuuckiing stupid.
"Whats 1+1" Barry:"14" OP:"Why do you have to be such a Barry Man."
Barack Obama's nickname, only to be used by his closest friends and dearest acquaintances.
What do you think of Barack Obama?
Oh, Barry O.? He's great. We go way back.
Yeah I like Barry O. too!
Shut your face! You don't know him, so you can't call him that.
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"Gary was watching his favourite dirty Barry Channel whilst knocking one out"
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