Ewan Campbell

A jew who survived Auchwitz and still, 80 years on goes to school as he didn’t graduate due to his crippling autism. Every year he shaves his rats bowling ball head to show solidarity for his best jew friend Schmuel.

“Ewan Campbell is a rat”

5👍 1👎

Dylan Campbell

The hottest human being who has really big lips.

Omg look at Dylan Campbell his lips are so big and juicy and sexy I just wanna kiss them.

5👍 2👎

Fort Campbell

FTCKY: A place of no return, where once there you will never leave unless its to Korea. A life of misery and regret. Filled with Vampire rapists and gutter sluts. Average day consists of fighting Vampires while covering your ass all while staining your clean socks. And all while we get paid for it.

Dude did you see them butt raping vampires at Fort Campbell?

Man I stained my clean socks after the butt raping vampires chased me!

22👍 20👎

Ben Campbell

A child who thinks they are very cool where in reality no one likes them, they have no friends and they ride around on a scooter trying to do tricks which they can't do- also with the laugh of a peacock getting strangled.

Is that a Ben Campbell over there? Yeah it must be he looks like a mug and thinks he's cool.

7👍 5👎

Campbell Henkel

GOOD KISSER, Hott, and sexy!

i have had experience

9👍 6👎

Bruce Campbell

Nerds worship him, women love him, did I mention nerds worship him?

People at www.superherohype.com/forums are obsessed with bruce campbell.

81👍 95👎

Jack Campbell

The most wholesome person in the NHL. He is too nice for the world. Goaltender in the NHL. Jack formerly played for the Dallas Stars and the L.A. Kings and is currently a goaltender of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Jack is a great dude. Everyone should be like Jack.

When I grow up I want to be as wholesome as Jack Campbell.

3👍 1👎