Week of Champions

During syllabus week (week one of every quarter), participate in heavy drinking every night until the start of week 2.

Invented by the geniuses at Santa Clara University.

"Dude are you doing Week of Champions?" Chuck
"Yeah - I'm not soft" Bill

champion cunt

a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting

Holy shit, Abdullah from TheGlucoseNetwork is a fucking champion cunt!

El Champion'

(elle cham-pee-own) n. a title for one who is masterful or excels at a certain activity or a series of activities or sports (i.e.: billiards, guitar hero, rock paper scissors, fencing, hot dog eating contest)

"Dang! Hootie sure killed us at pool tonight. Looks like he is El Champion' again."

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Chief Champion

Mike Brusoe's way of calling you a chief and a champion at the same time.

Bito-BRUSOE!!
Mike-Whats up Chief Champion?

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Breakfast of Champions

Beer and cold Pizza, the ultimate frat boy breakfast.

After an awesome night we woke up and chowed down on the Breakfast of Champions.

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breakfast of champions

Cocaine and champagne. You know you are a true champion when you can afford to do lines and sip cristal when you get out of bed.

Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.

(DAN) So what did you eat for breakfast today?
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.

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Grand Champion

Grand Champion, the highest rank in Rocket League, once obtaining this legendary handle you will forever be feared by your peers and opponents. The absolute swagger you must have, to obtain this title must be overwhelming.

(Enters into Rocket League 2v2 Round)

Blue Team: SpaceStationNick (Bronze 3) Hey guys!

Red Team: ArielFlickshots (Silver 2) Wassup.
Blue Team: Goggles (Silver 1) Good luck.

Red Team: flipsfordays (Grand Champion) You all fear me.

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