King Cobra

Cheap 40 of Malt Liquor.

Ya Kno: Grab me a 40
True: Yea kid, what kind?
Ya Kno: King Cobra
True: True

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cobra holder

The genius that is Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park and Fort Minor.

For the reason why, Mike said to ask Celph Titled (since he's the one saying it in all the songs).

Fort Minor - S.C.O.M
"Shinoda the Cobra Holder, you a fool for this beat"

Fort Minor - Respect 4 Grandma
"This is M Shinoda, the cobra holder..."

Fort Minor - Cover and Duck
"We had to get real Godzilla on 'em this time
Talkin' Ryu, S.O.B., Celph Titled
M. Shinoda the Cobra Holder, Demigodz
That's how my crew do, shut the fuck up when Fort Minor's talking!"

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cobra smack

the act of smacking one's penis across another person's forhead

when a buddy is sleeping you whip out your penis and smack his forhead awaking him abruptly, yelling out, "Cobra Smack".

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cobra lung

the most hardcore metal band in the south jersey region, tristate area, and quite possibly the world. if you go to their show, which you probably will, you will get severely injured and possibly killed due to hardcore moshing which is more than enough reasons for anyone who isn't dead to attend. rape is also inevitable, women, children, men, trannies, animals etc.

NOT FOR CHILDREN:
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randomasshole: i went to the cobra lung show, and i got my ass kicked by cobra lung. i may possibly be paralyzed.

randomasshole2: shit was brutal, i have broken vertebraes, fractured ribcage, punctured lungs, brain hemorrhage, shattered femurs, dislocated shoulders, and anal bleeding.

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Dusty cobra

An octogenarian willy

Man, Herman has such a dusty cobra

cobra cock

Jake Ferguson

Damn that's that's a thick Cobra Cock you got there.

Cobra chicken

The definition of hell in one damn chicken

“Satan summoned the cobra chicken to terrorize the Canadians for being too nice”
-thy holey didle