An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.
District commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger
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A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
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A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.
"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"
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When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)
after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".
When the creampie is so hot that you lick it off your fingers.
It's" finger licking good".
Dude I'm telling you it was so hot I even gave her a Colonel Sanders.
Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.
"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."
When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.
"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."