con madres

Something that is very good or badass..

That classic car ta con madres.

Con Todo

Spanish for with everything (more specifically with all) - kinda like being in New Orleans and ordering a dressed po' boy.

Dos tacos de carne asada con todo, por favor. (Two beef tacos with everything please.)

con

small penis, jungle of pubes, bitch tits.

woah that guys got a con

wow hes hairy as a con
that guys got con tits

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Con

A-Team.

The A-Team is nothing but a bunch of cons.

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con barge

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.

"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"

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Ex-Con

A former friend who you keep in the contacts list on your cell phone only for screening purposes.

Once Chloe became an ex-con to me and I changed her name to douchebaguette in my phone, I have thankfully never had to talk to that drama queen again.

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con sarn it

Damn this and the whole of its properties fully to the nethrest regions of hell.

A: Could you perchance inform me of the time? I suspect I am late for an appointment at the nearest liquor store.
B: I regret to inform that the time of day has far surpassed the window of time in which visiting said establishment is probable without the aid of a crowbar. In other words, they just closed.
A: Con sarn it!

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