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Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.
'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'
'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'
No one reads them.
Mum: Did you read the Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines?
Son: Hell Naw!
UDCG (Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines) are rules that you have to follow when posting a definition on the Urban Dictionary.
"I want to post a definiton on Urban Dictionary."
"Ok, but remember to follow Urban Dictionary's content guidelines or you won't be able to add your definition."
"Ok, I will"
When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.
I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.
Rules no one fucking cares about
someone: i made a definition for your name on Urban Dictionary
person 2: isn’t that against Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines?
person 1: who fucking follows those
Experiencing fear at the thought of completing advanced or high level content when playing a video game or otherwise doing any activity.
"I'm feeling some high level content anxiety...I don't think I can tank this dungeon"
"Laura, you don't have to be afraid of doing the content! If you mess up, no one will eat your eyes"
The least enforced rules in the history of rules.
According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.
If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?
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