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The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon
"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."
Fucking a girl on her period and then getting her blood and/or blood clots on your dick.
Jake: I just did my girl and got cranberry cock!
Dan: dude what the fuck
He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson
You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.
"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."
When a girl with a yeast infection is also on her period.
Lisa is a mess right now dude…she be baking cranberry nutbread in them panties!
When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.
Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!
Uh Huh!
The answer is clear!
It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year!
Do you Want a Sprite Cranberry?