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Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.
"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
That Crapper Snapper is dripping like a creamy clam chowder.
Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.
A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.
Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?
Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
A person who says creepy, sometimes inappropriate things, and has a crappy sense of humor, but has no intention of bring creepy and no idea that they are inappropriate.
Yosniel called me a dirty little girl the other day, but that was only because I didn't take a shower. Then the creepy crapper laughed as I scowled.
basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!
Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher
More crap. Different to crappier, which means more crappy.
Jan: Well that was total crap
John: I've seen crapper
A word used usually used by prep kids to elminate the word "Shit" from their dictionary.
Jessica just broke a nail. "Oh CRAPPER!"