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Banana cream pie is the act of putting a banana in your female partners vagina, along with your penis, then proceeding to have intercourse until the banana has a warm mushy texture. After banana has reached desired texture the male ejaculates into partners vagina. After ejaculate and banana mush have mixed, the female then begins to ride the face of the male partner until she climaxes. As female climaxes she then proceeds to void the contents of her vagina along with her ejaculate into male partners mouth. Thus creating a banana cream pie. Banana cream pie can then be shared and passed back and forth into each other mouths swallowing small portions between each pass and adding saliva; if desired.
“I really think she is the one, we shared a banana cream pie the the other day and it was magical!”
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Act consisting of two people, one must be a man. The man takes said "banana", and places it in his own anus. Proceeding to squish it while inside the anus until it reaches a nice warm mushy texture. Durring banana squishing, another man or women gives a reach around to the man with the banana. Just before he climazes he squeezes the banana from his anus into the recipients mouth, then turning around to exjaculate ontop of the banana.
The last chick I gave a banana cream pie to threw up.
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n. 1. A sexual position achieved by beating your meat so hard that you cannot stop jizzing and you jizz builds up on your pelvic region for so long that it looks like a banana cream pie. Requires a cock ring.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.
1:"Man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."
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Jerking off in the bathroom while taking a shit
I just had a nice chocolate cream pie in the bathroom.
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When a male defecates on a females face and then ejaculates on top of it!
Shannon wanted dessert, so Freddy gave her a juicy chocolate cream pie.
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A variation on the traditional cream pie but performed out side on a cold day, or in a walk in cooler at your favorite family eating establishment. The seamen has to be clearly observed as steamin' when she pushes it out of her vagina.
It was in the freezer at TGIF that James saw his first steamy cream pie, but he could hardly look at it because of the grotesque appearance of her rotten meat mound.
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Dutch Cream Pie-The act of a girl ejecting feces into a male anus, eating it out with a sharp knife, then spitting it into her vagina, after an hour the male eats the vagina out without washing
I gotta take a shit, can i shit in your ass then you can eat it, i think its called a Dutch Cream Pie?
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