crud on a stick

a phrase to express anger and/or disappointment that is so great that it is beyond words

someone: it’s 2020
me: crud on a stick

crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

Street Crud

The stuff in Donald Trumps ass after a gangbang on the streets of Russia

Man what's that smell is that street crud? Nah man I ain't got that shit Donald does up his ass.

crud diddly

Crud diddly is a more PG way of saying the curse word "shit."

Cop: You're under arrest!
Me: What! I haven't done crud diddly!