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The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)
Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"
1. A Loud, beer drinking somewhat-of-a-hardass. Usually very fat, hairy, and still very attractive.
2. A very protective and territorial individual, fueled on alcohol and Heavy Metal.
3. The Opposite of a Franks, who is usually a male in their early 20's who is slightly homosexually gay and balding very badly.
(girl)Look at the drunk guy tossing all the Franks!
(other girl)He's a little drunk, just being an Ol' Cody Dirk.
When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.
Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys
The way the announcer in Dallas pronounces Dirk Nowitzki name. It is very funny
I laughed so hard at the Long Dirk.
When something happens that relates to Jake Paul’s character from Bizaardvark, “Dirk”.
Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askren, “Dirk moment”.
When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out
Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.
Duck paul just punched me in the face