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I gotta find a toilet real soon man, the mixer's at the door.
Combination of Doriden & Tylenol w/ Codeine #4. Produces a high akin to Heroin.
Back in the day we would get prescriptions for Doors and Fours.
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A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.
Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?
Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......
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The $20 minimum that one seems to spend each time one leaves one's front door.
John: Hey Joe, it's a beautiful day, why don't we go out and do something?
Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.
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It is an acting exercise at Carnegie Mellon University (Pittsburgh) that drama students must complete in their first year.
Person A:I had my before the door today.
Person B: So... how did you do?
Person A: Totally nailed it!
When a women's vagina hasn't had any sexual intercourse or pleasure for a while.
'I haven't had any sexual pleasure since Dave, it's starting to become a creaky door'
When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.