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When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.
Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.
Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.
I won't ever call her back.
Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.
If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant
1.) to calm down, to "chill out" or relax. can be used as a slang exclamation asking someone to calm down
2.) attacking a large, gray animal called an elephant with a firearm
1.) "Dude, shoot the elephant, okay man? I'm sorry!"
2.) "Shoot the elephant! It's coming right towards us! Look at it's mighty tusks!"
When someone acts in a savage way at a white elephant. For example, they are the host and end up with the last number, they take their gift because it is the best in the room, or they bring a $5 bottle of wine when it says the gift has to be at least $20.
Stephanie: (Opens gift and gets a google home mini.) "This is awesome, I have always wanted one of these... and it's from Kevin... he is the man."
Kevin: (picks the last number) "Well since I am last and I brought the best gift, I will take the google home mini!"
Stephanie: "Kevin is a straight Elephant Savage up in this bitch. He took his own gift!"
Used to describe a person with an extremely good ability to retain information.
Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."
Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"
Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."
Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
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Same as Camel Toe except the woman usually weighs over 250.
Man that fat chick sure has got one big Elephant Toe !!!!!
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