as a goose

like a gay bottom, feminine

'I'm gay...as a goose," Jared Leto declared in an interview, and now the blogarazzi are wondering aloud about the star's sexual orientation

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Goose

Annoying piece of shit from Canada that come to bodies of water in the US in springtime to breed. Anyone who has ever allowed a goose to chase them away is a pussy.

I look forward to geece coming to the pond every year so i can go kick and stomp them to death.

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Goosing

abandoning a friend while you were being his wing man caused by social awkwardness,inhiberation or ejecting from a jet.

ex 1:" I was talking to these girls but my friend kept goosing by talking about Lord of the Rings."

ex 2:" My roommate was giving me advice on picking up a girl at a party. He ended up goosing me because he had so much SoCo that he had to be carried home."

ex: 3: Top Gun.

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Goosing

When a male partner who is vigorously engaged in anal sex with another male, causes the male who is being penetrated to ejaculate.

Jake needed a towel after the goosing from Jim

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goose

to be very loose in the sack. loosey "goosey" as in goose

that girl last night was a goose

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goosed

to get so shitfaced, you can't walk straight, and you stare at walls and such

Steven: "kent, are you wasted"
Kent: "Dawg, i am goosed"
Steven: "Word"

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goose

Something very energetic, explosive or fast. Origin unknown for sure, but follow a goose around for a while and you'll probably find out where the term comes from...

Coach: Get round that race track like crap through a goose!

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Husband: Honey, we're gonna be late. Get down the stairs like crap through a goose!

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