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well i just have to say im a big gina! i wear puma, abercrombie n fitch armani, and i do striaghten my hair n lsiten to techno, but that dosnt mean im a whore and a bad person like all you people desrcribe us to be.....just cause we dress nice, are rich, get alot of attention and may be a bit stuck up at time isnt always bad.....were nice people...ave friends....and a life....everyone is just jealous because we get what we want....but heres what a gino looks like.....mostly wearing puma or diesel shoes....nice pants that rnt too tight but are a bit.....a buttoned down shirt thats buttoened down a bit too much and most likely wearing a gold chain or a wife beater for all too se....has ALOT of gel in his extremely long spiked up or geled back hair..and most of all most ginos are HOTTT...so next time u hear loud techno ...(sara perche ti amo..etc)...and a nice bwm or honda civic...olook at the driver..he'll msotly be a hot ass gino with me in the passenger seat...dont worry..be jealous;)

THE GOTTIS!!!! carmine john and frankie r the hottest guys int he world..and if u wanna see a guido/gino look at them!

by Maria<3 August 6, 2006

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guido

These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.

A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?

by jess April 17, 2005

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guido

A chip in while playing golf. See also luigi

Who didn't think that Ward would go guido?

by Kid Fury October 28, 2004

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guido

(n) someone who betrays his/her ancestors by living in a way that makes their culture/origin an object of ridicule, and/or is an embarrassment to people of similar descent

"That guido is the biggest embarrassment to {enter race/ethnicity here} since {enter calamitous event that shamed said race/ethnicity here}." aka...

"The Kardashians are such guidos - the Armenians haven't had press this bad since the Turks drove them into the ocean....100 years ago"

by dรฉgoรปtรฉ August 13, 2011

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guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.

wendys : โ€œ444 Deal!โ€
guido mista : *confused screaming*

by Chipthechip January 29, 2019


guido

flawless authentic a female that has the total package wifey material
everything in the right place big tits big ass thick thighs and not sloppy

damn you see that chick walking up the street thats guido.

by spokesman for 105 July 10, 2005

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Guido Pump

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.

I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.

by Condor February 2, 2017

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