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When your mom starts cleaning your room and in the midst of terror and panic, you must distract her from finding your vast collection of sexual manga.
"Hey Tom, why'd you show up to school today with a black eye?"
"I failed The Shibuya Incident and my mom got her hands on some greasy stuff"
a girl starts fuckin herself with a gojo figurine and cums and bleeds all over it
the girl - "say gex "
gojo satoru figurine - " oppa gangam style"
the gojo satoru figurine incident
when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.
hey! do you remember the tour bus incident?
Oh mah godddddddd
Everyone ate undercooked chicken. All bathrooms were in use. Pants were shitted in.
Do you remember the La Veta Cabin Shit Incident?
Oh yeah, I do remember
The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock
My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident
On January 31st, 2024, the feast day of St. John Bosco, an incident in which a student pretended to drink bleach and spilled some on his skin and shirt occured. His friends were absolutely flabbergasted and told him to go to the nurse's office immediately, as he might get a bleach rash. The student was quickly taken home, and forced to write a letter of apology to his teacher.
"Dude, did you hear about The Bleach Incident?"
once upon a time, there was kohane and a few others in a groupchat and one day kohane took a fat ass shit and told the groupchat, she then flooded her house with shit and slurped it all
A weeks pass and Nekomaru is her shit leader and shits in ichikas house
"do you guys remember the shit incident?"
"kohane was so wrong for that.."