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Jail Sandwich

The act of a strong man sticking his reproductive appendage in between two slices of bread. Then the weaker and smaller jail mate has to munch on it. OMNOMNOM!

Chang: Make me a sandwich women.
DeMarkus: Ok here (inserts his strong reproductive appendage in between two plump slices of Wonder Bread).
Chang: Thanks man thats just what I wanted a perfect plump and strong Jail Sandwich.

by DeMarkus & Chang November 27, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jail bate

Jail BAIT for someone who can not pass a fourth grade spelling test

Did yu seey that gurl. Shee luked lyke Jail Bate!

by Go USF Bulls! March 21, 2006

124๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


jail butter

The puss from one's ass blisters that has the side effect of providing lube for one's repeated anal rapings.

"After the first few days, I was producing enough jail butter to make the experience of anal prison rape more livable."

by Stephen in Houston March 12, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


jail hair

Color-treated hair with at least 2" or 3" of contrasting natural hair color "roots" prominently visible - especially blond hair with dark "roots". Typically observed in newspaper photos of individuals, most frequently women, about to go on trial after spending a few months in jail without access to hair color. Also observed in Wal-Mart and grocery store checkout lines.

Check out that jail hair - I always suspected that she was a bleach blond.

by eniprol February 2, 2013

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twitter Jail

Twitter Jail is no tweeting if you've reached the limit of 100 tweets per hour/1000 per day.

You can access your page, you may not post publicly for a specific period of time. Anything from half an hour to a few hours.

Im stuck in Twitter Jail now i have to find something else to occupy my time, Checking myspace messages, online bloggs, Facebook , Socializing, Working, Chores, Taking care of your children, Cooking,

by Mizzsugahips August 29, 2009

2553๐Ÿ‘ 1810๐Ÿ‘Ž


JAIL BAIT

A girl that is entirely too young for the guy she's tryna holla at. She usually lies about how old she is. say for instance she's 15, she'll say she's 18 or 19.

say nigga look at Chris' lil' sista, she fine as hell aint she? yeah nigga but she only 14, oops JAIL BAIT.

by dallas chick 2004 March 9, 2004

145๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


jail rape

the worst thing alive. A jail rape is where you get ass raped by five convicts foot long dicks at the same time. In the end you get a pineapple shoved up the ass.

While I was in jail my friend got jail raped. Later I ask him about it and he said " They did him like a dog."

by cclark March 16, 2007

88๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž