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When you get a blow job while youre driving
Dude, Brittany tottaly gave Brandon a wheel job when he drove to Florida
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A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.
Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.
Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
An exclamation at an embarrassing or 'shameful' event or situation.
Gossiper1 "He caught her passed out with her head in the toilet last night."
Gossiper2 "Oh! Shame job!"
There are a number of definitions to this phrase, two of the commonest being:
1) Someone whose behaviour does not conform to society’s norms. It can be applied to a broad range of people, from those who are slightly eccentric to others who have completely lost touch with reality and need psychiatric help. The phrase can even be qualified to show the degree to which the person is affected. If the person was only mildly eccentric, they would be described as 'a bit of a whack job', if the behaviour was rather more weird then they might be described as 'a proper whack job'. If the person was seriously insane then they would be 'a total, out-and-out, raving whack job'.
2) A professional killing, also known as a hit. The whack part comes from the victim being killed (whacked), the job from the fact that this is done for payment by a professional (it's his or her job).
1) If you’ve got problems with your car, see Georgie; he’s a bit of a whack job, but he can fix anything.
2) A bloke was found dead in the boat camber, looks like it was a whack job!
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The act of getting of getting anal pleasure from a chick inserting there large nose up your ass.
Man suzie gave me the best gonzo job of my life last night!
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In Sprint Car/Dirt Track racing, a manuever where one car takes the low line around a turn and allows their car to drift or "slide" up in front of a car taking the high line, completing the pass and blocking the overtaken car from crossing over.
AJ executed a perfect slide job on Bobby coming out of turn 4 to take the lead.
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A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)
1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.
2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.
3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.
4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)
5.) Use as warpaint.
6.) Make brownies.
7.) Soft serve icecream.
8.) Fudge blocks.
"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.