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The occupant of the office closest to the bathroom, where people needing to take a crap have to wait until the occupant vacates the office, to avoid the embarassment of bathroom noises being overheard.
I shouldn't of eaten those chili-cheese fries last night, Kourtney, the Poopy Cube Keeper, never left his office, so I had to crap my pants. Curses, Pooply Cube Keeper, Curses!
Korgoth.
Also known as "Korgoth The Krab Keeper," is the original Emperor Of the Volcanus lands, also known as pridelands. He started the epic tale of snorkeling at the Cove and partaking in various nautical pastimes, while most teenagers and youngsters ridiculed the snorkeling sport, he brought it to a serious professional level. Now humans all around are trying to become part of this enchanting experience, when only true hardcore believers in the "Cobra Strike" may enchant the pridelands with their presence.
Nautical sports Korgoth has invented are:
1.Fish Punching
2.Giant Vagina Cave Inhabiting
3.Krab Keeping
Korgoth The Krab Keeper makes frequent appearances to the Volcanus Lands equipped with his underwater breathing apparatus and Level 61 Mermaid Feet. Be advised, he does not take kindly to homosexual looking men wearing speedos that run into him by accident without apology. Korgoth has been known to punch people in the chest very hard, and even worse, he may summon the most evil crabs of Emperor Island to attack his enemy.
Korgoth the Krab Keeper caught a crab, valliantly tied a long sea grass strand to it, and subdued the creature; Only to walk it as his own pet seconds later in front of angered lifeguards and animal rights activists.
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IN OTHER WORDS:
1. How do you respond to your brother?
2. Tell me the truth?
NINO BROWN:
You cut a side deal
with that motherfucker didn't you?
GEE MONEY: (struggling to answer)
NINO BROWN:
Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Gee.
Fucking Cain.
My brother's keeper?
(Nino walks closer to Gee, then reaches in Gee's coat to find and take his glass dick/crack pipe to confront him)
Was it this......glass......dick...you've been sucking on, huh? Huh? Was that it? Now I see how you let that motherfucker infiltrate. He used you, Gee.
(then Nino throws Gee's glass dick/crack pipe very far from where they're standing)
-From NEW JACK CITY (1991)
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A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!
Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!
Moe: What?
Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!
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A girl who is very kind and has a lovely personality. She is a very good friend and when you are feeling down...she will make you happy. She is funny and perfect too.😀😀😀❤️❤️
Who's that person over there...It's Smile Keeper❤️❤️!!!❤️. SHE IS A FUN PERSON TO HANG OUT WITH.
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A Fags Fag. Generally used as an Insult.
That guy is such a show off. Hes a regular Book Keepers Cock Sucker
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Low grade vehicles with add-ons and horrible paint jobs that cost more than the vehicles worth, making it look like a decked out lawn mower.
a.k.a. lawnmower car
Guy 1: dude there are so many trapper keeper cars here, i dont get it
Guy 2: wtf is a trapper keeper car?
Guy 1: dont roll up next to me in your honda painted 5 different colors with splash graphics and a cannon for an exhaust tip and rev at me
Guy 2: lmfao
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