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When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
Abbreviation for MILF in training.
Could be a pregnant mom, a mom on a glowup journey, or a girl who hasn’t had kids but is getting the rest of the vibe ready for when she does.
Behavior popularized by the fans of Yung Gravy.
Going to a lactation class since I’m an MIT
Went to Pilates, then the juice bar, then shopping at lulu lemon, I’m on my MIT shit
Don’t wanna go to the gym today but I’m an MIT
I’m an MIT for yung gravy
Somebody who's crushing hard on you, most-likely somebody you don't feel mutual feelings for. They're somebody that wants you but you don't want them back.
Person 1: Girrrrllll, you got all them mits.
Person 2: Mmm, if only i liked em back?🙄🖕🏼
For teenagers nowadays slang for In my business
Why u all up in my fucking mit
Or grill