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Mystic Shot

The act of shooting in your sister's friend a load of cum after you just reached Gold II rank in League of Legends playing Ezreal.

Guy: Yo mate I just reached Gold II in LoL using Ezreal, you know what that means?
Unlucky friend: Oh no, you're not gonna Mystic Shot my sister, are you?
Guy: *SCREAMS* MYSTIC SHOT

by TeemoLesto February 6, 2024


The Unwise And Mystical Tree

Retard

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here

by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 26, 2024


The Unwise And Mystical Tree

An ancient and mystical being that is very stupid.

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here...

by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 28, 2024


Mystic Pizza

Mystic Pizza is a term used to describe the fake facade or false representation of items owned, success earned, and the false personas entertainers portray in their content. It is commonly used by rappers, musicians, actors, and social media influencers to acquire more viewership and subscriptions, listeners, and followers.

The term is a reference to the 1988 coming-of-age film “Mystic Pizza’’ starring 20-year-old Julia Roberts in her breakout role. Filmed locally in Mystic, Connecticut. The story centers on the love lives of sisters Daisy (Roberts) and Kat Arujo (Annabeth Gish) and their friend Jojo Barboza (Lili Taylor), who all work in the local pizzeria.

Over the years, the real Mystic Pizza shop, which opened in 1973, has become one of the village’s main tourist attractions. Even 30 years later, most of the filming locations remain recognizable, inside and out, with stories of their own to tell. Displaying the fake persona in which fans of the movie still believe that the story behind the movie was a true story.

I cannot believe she would stoop as low as to pay someone for mystic pizza to get more listeners?!

by Joey Murder June 5, 2024


mysticous

No hot wheels :(

Can ride an emu very goodly

mysticous

by CLiQChaos July 24, 2021


Masked forces 2: Mystic Demons

Are you ready to explore the underworld and kill hundreds of monsters and demons in the process? Masked Forces 2: Mystic Demons is here to offer you the ultimate, most interesting and fun monster killing experience that you ever had.

In this game you will be able to encounter a wide variety of mystic enemies that you have to eliminate as you reach your goal: demons, dragons, monsters, skeletons and other creatures.

Masked Forces 2: Mystic Demons has a wonderful RPG system that allows you to acquire more gear, level up and kill even more monsters as you see fit.

Do you need more weapons? As you play, you will get to unlock more of them.

Play missions or create your own custom game from different gameplay scenarios.

Masked forces 2: Mystic Demons is the most mohg game in the world!

by Maxfromsamandmax September 17, 2022


Mystical Peacock

A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.

“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021