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The state of mind that one enters once they are drunk and/or high where they believe that they are, in fact, the Tree Peacock.
Jake was walking around like a bird and claiming to be the Tree Peacock after that concert.. it was a good one
A gay man who prevents a straight man from scoring sexually with a woman.
Man, I can't believe it. I was hanging out with Katie last night, and my gay roommate Derek wanted to come along. We were getting along great, but Derek kept acting like a sad little puppy dog and was pulling the attention away from me. He peacock blocked me!
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sprinkling sugar on ones penis, then having a woman give you a blowjob, before finishing, you pull out, jizz on her face, and stick feathers to her face using the cum as glue
John's girlfriend was craving candy so John decided to give her a rusty peacock because his pet bird had just died.
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When two men joust for top sartorial spot using their wardrobes as objects to challenge each other
Who's the new guy?
Oh, that's Brian - he's challenging the boss for top sartyr.
What do you mean?
Check out the duds - he's trying to outdo the boss.
Who's gonna win.
Dunno, but there will be blood when there's duelling peacocks in the office...
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a phrase used to replace what the hell or what the heck
I did your mom
what the peacock??
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when a girl gets on her hands and knees and gets fucked from behind the guy makes a peacock sound and waves his arms.
dale "hey baby, can we dirty peacock tonite?"
jill "sure!"
dale "weeeeeeaahhh"
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is when your girlfriend introduces you to a Hotter guy and you have to puff your chest out and size him up.
Man susie brought her best guy friend he is looking all cute I better go up to him and peacock chest him before he try anything and takes me for a sucker.
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