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s.o. as in step over as in the overused and annoying soccer move in which one steps over the ball to fake out one's opponent. pear as in the pear shape of one's body who's glutius maximus is unproportionately larger than the rest of their body. it is used in just about every conetation.
cool: "omfg your new board is so pear"
disgust: "ewww that is so pear:
love: "omg tom is so fucking pear right now"
hate: "god trev is such an asshole, why the fuck is he being so pear"
fright: "ahhh i was scared shitless, that movie was so pear"
mockery: "haha wtf, brett where's aviaters in the dark, he is so pear"
laughter: "haha chartoff's drama class was so funny today i almost peeed"
shock: "omg i can't believe it, that is so pear"
grief: "i can't believe he got kicked out, that is so pear"
etc...
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n./v. The desired outcome or action of something/someone to go the way you want it, but having the other person disagree and want it a different way. (See Example)
Mother: You're doing piano lessons Timmy! Period! It will look good on your college application.
Timmy: But I REALLY don't want to mom!
Timmy's Friend: Ahh, It's OK. She just wants the Alligator's Pear (or Alligator Pear)
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One of the hottest, newest and most trendy drinks out on the scene is by far the "Prickly Pear Margarita." Some of the hippest bars and restaurants have made this their signature drink. There are several recipes for this gourmet margarita:
Two ways to make a Prickly Pear Margarita:
1. Infuse your favorite tequila with the prickly pear fruit
2. Mix 2 1/2 oz. Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose Prickly Pear Infused Tequila; 1/2 oz. Triple Sec; 2 oz. Sour Mix; 1/2 oz. Orange Juice; 1 quick dash Grenadine-Shake with ice, strain and pour.
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British slang for events taking an unexpected turn for the worse.
(See also "Pete Tong")
"I was hoping this would be a great party but it's all gone pear-shaped now the police have turned up..."
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A body type typically meaning that your bust (boobies) are smaller than your hips, thighs, and bottom. One of the more common body types and most attractive.
Damn look at Sara walk! Shaking that pear shaped body! What i would do to hit it!
two of the worst fruits ever, Never bring either into the T.A.R.D.I.S
"How about some Apples and pears? "
"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."
"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."
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pears don't grow on peach trees so it's out of place. but it's a double entendre in that it's a "pair" in a peach tree, i.e. when you're with someone and you two are out of place.
Two democrats standing in a Trump convention recognize each other from their donkey hats and say "aren't we just a pair/pear in a peach tree".
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