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1. A guy who, whilst being straight, enjoys a finger in his rectum during sexual relations. Also known as a Walnut Tickler
2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.
"You gotta try it at least once, bro.. It's the shizzle, she jams it up there and tickles your walnut"
"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."
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A co-pilot is a buddy who you would take with you while on the prowl for chicks. Co-pilots are generally the substitute for a wingman when one is not available. A common use for a co-pilot is to distract her friends while you make your move. However, a co-pilot can't be granted the same level of trust as a wingman, in the sense that they are usually rookies and have yet to earn their wings. Therfore, co-pilots are a last resort.
Guy 1 - "hey man, I need a wingman for tongiht. You in?"
Guy 2 - "Sorry dude, I have to work early in the morning. Why don't you get your little bro to co-pilot you?
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A red flag that that the plane you are about to board is doomed. If you see that your pilot has a towel on his head, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Unless you want some crazy nutjob with a beard pointing a gun at you.
Pilot: "Hello this is your capitan speaking,my name is Ahmed and we should be arriving to New York City in about 4 hours."
Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"
Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!
Pilot:"JIHAD"!!!!!!!
-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay where he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.
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A rated Army aviator, operating the AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter. Typically less than 64 inches in height, fond of wearing Randolph aviator glasses and driving either a full size pickup truck with semi-stacks and Metal Mullisha stickers, a pony/muscle car, or an annoying motorcycle with loud exhaust. Spontaneous utterances of the word "attack" are often encountered when in the company of an Apache driver. Apache pilots enjoy pointing out how "gay" the pilots of other airframes are, until confronted with the fact that the armored glass between the pilot and co-pilot/gunner was installed to prevent man on man aerial lovemaking. For additional information see the film: "Firebirds", featuring Nicholas Cage wearing panties on his head.
Q. Who are all those short guys playing volleyball and trying to look like the scene out of Top Gun?
A. Those are Apache pilots.
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Same as Pilot to co-pilot but instead of being placed adjacent to each other the 2 toilets are placed facing away from each other while sharing the same back rest.
guy "hey i was thinking about taking our relationship to the next level.."
friend "are you sure about this? going pilot to bombardier is a big commitment"
guy "yea im sure"
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An indiviual who pilots dildos, normally a homosexual.
Did you see that guy with the pink polo shirt with the popped collar? He's such a dildo pilot.
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When you have regular homework to do and you have no distractions so you can work for hours straight and not even realize how long you've been doing work because your brain is on auto pilot.
"My school is so hard. So much work. But this weekend I was on auto pilot so I finished my work without even thinking about it."
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