Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.
The direct and fundamental cause of sittin’ and pimples is usually from long-haul driving, sitting in an office chair for long periods of time long periods of gaming on line, and general malaise and lethargy. Sittin’ Pimples are usually considered as “ass acne” but can include, ingrown hairs, mild boils and blackheads.
Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Last night I finally hooked up with the secretary in our office. We had a couple drinks went home. The clothes started flying. Next thing I know she bends over the bed telling me she wants the velvet hammer I looked down……she has a boner killer case of Sittin’ Pimples!!…….it could have been braille……Long story short, we just watched television….. I think it was Harry Potter.
Small tiny white head pimples on and around your chin area, from eating pussy the night before and not getting time to scrub your face
Dude you got pussy pimples! Good for you!
The thick puss from a large pimple or cyst
I just squoze a whole mess of pimple pudding outta my back.
When a dick is covered in pimples and all of them pop simultaneously inside and or outside your partner.
"Hey! I was with Lucas the other night, and he just gave me a Pimple Goo Shot! I feel so disgusted" -Hannah
When your girl takes a mouthful of cum, and you slap both her cheeks at the same time, making all the cum spit out like a pimple.
Lets do the pimple tonight baby
Best game ever, about a guy named Joe Tomato who has too many pimples so he pays you to pop all his delicious pimples and if you do it good enough then he'll let you eat some of the leftovers of the pimples. It's my no.1 favourite game and I honestly think it should have a fandom, bro it's so cool and fun I love it.
Hey bro wanna play a game
How about "Pimple Popping Simulator"?
YEAHHHHHHHHH