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A shit hole ful of cousins fucking cousins.
"Hey cuz let's go on a date"
"You are my third cousin so it doesn't count right?"
"Pine prairie says no"
A piece of ass town in the middle of fuckin nowhere where everyone is either country or white trash. A town where everyone talks ab eachother and where every girl has an ass flatter than a fucking wall
Have you been to pine prairie? Yeah I heard that bob and jerry fucked each others sisters
A dick that is all covered in peanut butter. 🍆🍑🍆
Girl- Fuck I’m gonna spread this peanut butter all over your dick and then suck it off ;)
Boy-Yes and then we’re gonna call our son or daughter a Pines Butter.
When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.
Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”
Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”
Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.
Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."
A lake where only gay people fish. Fishing this lake will 100% give you aids.
I just contracted aids from fishing pine lake... I am now gay
1. To be benched in a game. Otherwise known as the bench warmer.
2. The act of sitting on any bench such as in a park, at school, at work, ect.
John: I see you didnt get played all basketball game.
Jake: Yeah. I hate riddin pine.
John: But danm those cheerleaders were f-ing hot!