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The Harry Potter (n. & v.):
Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
I got squirted in the face by the Harry Potter last night.
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some idiot who thinks he's got special magic powers an goes off trying to find the guy who killed his parents and half the wizard population because he thinks that he is some how stronger than him just cause his name is harry potter.
hi there! my names harry potter and because I have a cut on my head I can kill the most powerful dark wizard ever!
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When you're doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. Then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!"
Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Friend 1 : I heard about your girlfriend. Why'd you break up?
Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.
Friend 1 : Bummer.
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The best book and movie series of a lifetime. About a kid who gets a scar when his parents are killed and then he turns 11, goes to school, and gets into a lot of weird and magical shit with his two best friends, the dummy and the know-it-all
Person 1: OMG Harry Potter is the best, have you not read it?
Person 2: No, is it really that good?
Person 1: Yeah, bitch. What have you done with your life!!! We can’t be friends if you haven’t read Harry Potter
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Pronunciation of "Harry Potter" said by Hagrid
Hagrid: Yer a wizerd 'arry!
'Arry Potter: WHAT THE FUUUCK
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amazing, good looking, simp of a pure blood gryffindor, and the mom friend
oh and the father of the chosen one but meh
James Potter is the love of my life
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After a messy anal experience, one pulls out, taps the "receiver" on the shoulder. When he/she turns around, he/she receives a firm and messy cock-tap on the forehead, leaving a brown mark resembling the scar on the fictional wizard's forehead.
A Dirty Sanchez may be exotic, but a Harry Potter is just magical
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