Pressure in the camp

When 4 people like to jackass the scene and have no life also when things are tuff

Pigeon wants Brittney to put him as her profile picture but Brittney ex will see so pressure in the camp

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Blud Pressure

Street slang for 'peer pressure' which utilises a medical pun.

A: "Blud, you want some pills?"
B: "umm, not really sure boi"
A: "go on son, it's well safe"
B: "aight then blud, safe"

*shit man, i'm only doin this cos of Blud Pressure*

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Beer Pressure

Beer pressure comprises a set of group dynamics where by a group of people in which one feels comfortable may override the sexual personal habits, individual moral inhibitions or idiosyncratic desires to impose a group norm of attitudes and/or behaviors, mainly pertaining to the ingestion of beer during working hours.

"Dude, I cant' take all this beer pressure, I'm going to have to suck down a keg..."

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queer pressure

Queer pressure generally applies to girls. It relates to the pressure to do lesbian acts with your girlfriends to impress sexually deviant boys.

Sexually Deviant Boy: You and Tabitha are such great friends.
Nancy: Ya.
Tabitha: Ya.
Sexually Deviant Boy: You should hold hands.
Nancy: Okay.
Tabitha: Sure.
Sexually Deviant Boy: Now straddle Tabitha.
Tabitha: I guess.
Nancy: *jumps on*
Sexually deviant Boy: Now Tabitha take your top off and Nancy kiss her tits a little.
Nancy: I don't know.
Tabitha: We don't...
Sexually deviant Boy: Fine I guess you two aren't as sexy as I thought.
Laine: *reading national geographics in the corner* Lay off the queer pressure.

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party pressure

When you are invited to a party or event and don't really feel like going, but you feel some sort of obligation to attend. Like peer pressure, but related specifically to going to a party.

Yeah, I don't really feel like going to John's party, I'm sooooo tired... but I told everyone I would be there, so I'll probably surrender to party pressure.

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Pressure washer

The pressure washer is when you blow a load on a girls face and then quickly after you begin to pee on her face to clean it off.

Tom blows a load on Jill's face, then Tom pees on Jill's face. Jill then thanks Tom for a "Pressure Washer".

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queer pressure

The term used satirically to show social pressure amongst queers to eachother. Queer pressure isn't directed towareds heterosexual cis-gendered people but rather limited to the queer community.

Person One: "Want to go the concert?"
Person Two: "I don't know...maybe...I mean..."
Person One: "Oh come on! You know you want to! Give into the queer pressure!"

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