Puppet Fucker

A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.

I bet that puppet fucker watches Team America like it's porn.

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Putin's Puppet

Anyone who questions American corporate power and world hegemony.

Steve: Hey, this whole thing about Democratic party leaders saying that puppy memes by a marketing Russian troll factory unconnected to the Russian government, seen by around 21000 people is on par with 9/11 or Pearl Harbour in international warfare seems a little overblown to me.
Dave: Steve! You've become Putin's Puppet!!! I'm turning you into the authorities.
Steve: C'mon Dave! I just want to prevent innocent people being killed in a brutal, totally unjustified war?!
Dave: Putin's Puppet!!!

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puppet hole

a descriptive term that compares the anal orifice to the opening at the base of a puppet (a toy placed on the hand and uses to entertain or terrify children)

Ann fired 7 people yesterday! What crawled up her puppet hole?

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sock puppet

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.

After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.

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Puppet Yoda

Puppet Yoda is an inspirational YouTube chef, painter, and content creator who truly inspires the world do get drunk and make a fucking pizza instead of a cake.

Puppet Yoda is cool.

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puppet-yank

you sit in a chair place your elbow on your knee with your fist in the air. your good friend (normally a guy) then sits on your hand fisting himself while still standing. then you give him a reach around. the overwhelming pleasure causes your friend to flinch and jerk, looking like a puppet.

wow i couldn't believe Jon let me puppet-yank him last night.

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Puppet master

Someone who is the true master in the master/slave relationship.

He/she would become a puppet master if the puppet didn't resist.

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