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A situation that order cannot be brought to any time.
Traffic in Denver, Colorado at 5:00 p.m. is a goat rodeo
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When a male tells his freinds about an upcoming rondevous with the opposite sex. They create a secret word that they are going to use (i.e. go). As the couple is engaging in the act of lovemaking, the man forces his member into the womans anus at which time he also yells "go". His freinds break down the door to turn this rodeo into a spectator sport, while the man tries to stay in for at least 8 seconds as the woman bucks around.
Note: a harness, sturups, boots, a saddle, reins, or any other type of bull riding accessory may be used.
P.S. rodeo clown suggested.
One time I stayed in for 15 seconds during an anal rodeo and you can pick up the example porno at your local porn shop.
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When a man has sex with his woman in the Doggy Position, leans over and says "You know, your sister likes this position too." And tries to hang on for 8 seconds.
Yeah man, I lasted 12 seconds doing the Rodeo Position last night with Judy.
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When a guy is crushin a chic with pigtails from behind without protection, and exclaims oh ya, I'm HIV positive, and then proceeds to hold on to the pigtails and ride as long as possible.
"Hey bro, I pulled the Boston Rodeo on this chic last night, she had long pigtails so I got an 8 second ride.
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the best burger for Burger King Ever!! It consists of a single cheese burger, usually 3 onion rings, and BBQ sauce!
DAD: Hey! im going to BK King, you want anything?
KID: YA! i want 2 rodeo burgers and a med. root beer.
DAD: OK
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While fucking a girl doggy style bend over and whisper in her ear.."I have AIDS"..your friends burst out of the closet cheering while you hold on as long as possible.
I was rodeo fucking this chick last night and when I told her I had AIDS she said, "so do I."
Fuck.
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Doggy-style sex where 'Ralgex' or 'Deep Heat' is applied to the condom. Male member is well protected. The girl will not realise at first but hang on tight as it starts to burn. My pb is 42 seconds.
"Oooh, oooh, yes.... yesss. Hmmm is it getting hot in here?"
"Ralgex Rodeo!"
"Bastard! Not again!"
"Yeeeehah!"
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