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The action you take when something online suprises you so much you find yourself hitting BOTH shift keys to type your response in caps.
When I found out the baby wasn't mine. I had was double shifting my facebook status updates.
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Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!
Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!
Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!
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when shifting from 3rd gear to 4th gear and messing up and slipping it into 2nd.
I let my girlfriend drive my car but instead of backhanding it into 4th, she money shifted it and i had to backhand her.
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1. after receiving a text, intentionally waiting a certain period of time to text back to make it seem like one is either too busy, not interested, or just not over-eager.
2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.
1. "this crazy chick i hooked up with has been texting me non-stop so i've been phase shifting to slow her ass down."
2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."
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An overdose of viagra. Enough that your penis bulges at almost twice its normal size and almost bursts. It is called 'red-shift', as all the blood shifts into that dick. A play on the physicist term, which is the changing frequency of light.
Ah shit, I feel light-headed. 4 pills was too many. I think I'm gettin' a red-shift.
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An incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body's natural circadian rhythm.
Hey Bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? After switching from midnights to days all I managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift shit.
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When a regular guy is slow dancing with a larger woman on the dance floor
Here mick , look at Murph shifting a wardrode