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A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.
She was a real toe-slammer.
a fancy cocktail containing gatorade and liquor that can only be used in classy situations
“Hey Mitch come over so we can slam a couple of Oklahoma slammers by the pool”
A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.
Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.
Tyler did not enjoy his Alabama slammer.
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A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.
Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.
**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!
A sex position in which the women lays on her stomach with her ass pointed up. The man then climbes to an elevated position above the girl the higher the better. The man then proceedes to stick his arms out like a bird and jumps off his elevated position landing penis first into the woman.
Bro i landed a no hander slammer off my night stand last night.
Dude my girl loves when i hit the no hander slammer.
Man i missed the no hander slammer and my back is killing me.
I missed the no hander slammer and broke my dick.
When you're jizzing and simultaneously slapping your dick against something.
My orgasm was so intense that I had to give myself a jelly slammer.