fake smoker

one who leads others to believe that he is addicted to cigarette smoking but does not actually inhale cigarette smoke

-wow kyle smokes way too many cigarettes now
-yeah but hes a fake smoker so im not too worried about him
-OH i get it! because smoking makes you cool
- ( :

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boner smoker

Someone who is a total gaylord, sucks an extraordinary amount of penis, or in general did something super mega gay to deserve this title.

Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.

"God, Brady is such a boner smoker."

"Shawn was creeping again on another drunk girl? What a fucking boner smoker."

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cock smoker

one who smokes copious amounts of cock

"gees you smoke some serious cock"

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pirate smoker

the act of being gay; homosexuality at its greatest

Greg is a pirate smoker.

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non-smoker

People who dont smoke

i'm a NON-SMOKER
simple as that...
I DONT SMOKE

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sober smoker

A sober smoker is either:
A) A pot-smoker who doesn't drink
or
B) A pot-smoker who can function and act sober while high

(Example B)
Robbie: When we get their we gotta let dan and rob talk cause the rest of us are way to crunk and their sober smokers.

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bone smoker

Someone who is actually addicted to sucking dick.

She is such a bone smoker. I can't tell what she loves more, cigarettes, or penis in the mouth.

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