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Slang name for a policeman, especially an incompetent cop. Such as a state trooper.
That goddamn smurf gave me a ticket for going 56 on a 55 mile per hour zone when he obviously noticed that SUV driver passing some cars without using a turn signal.
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someone easy to make fun of, likes ugly women, ballz havnt dropped hence the high piched voice and the unabilaty to get laid. starts shit then gets someone else to handle his business. usually seen driving ford tauruses with fat ugly bitches riding shotgun and bumpin' akon with a shitty system. drops his life for a bitch that gives it up the ass cause her dick is bigger than his.
now who u got nigga??????
dont relay on for fights cause people 20 minutes away who dont know u get there faster to help.
nobody bitch.
smurf:ill kick ur ass
mark:SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA A SMURF
smurf:*shuts up and takes the hummiliation like a horrible prison rape scene*
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The act of writing on ones driveway in chalk(preferably blue chalk) smurf oriented things. This was invented by a group of bored teenagers one night as an alternative to TPing,Forking and Ding Dong ditching.
The first smurfing took place on March,15th,2011 in Phoenix, Arizona
Jack: "Dude smurfing jake last night was so fun, we smurfed the tits of him!"
John: "Hahhahaa ya dude we sure did, it would have been better though if his insane neighbor didnt throw a pestacide can at us!"
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used in Belgium to descibe cops or cops in training.
looks like them smurfs are ready to write a ticket.
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To turn something blue, like laundry.
Dagnabit Ralph! You washed your new jeans in with my white bras, and now they have been smurfed.
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Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!
If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?
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The blue reflector things on the street that show where fire hydrants are.
Hey man you just ran over a smurf.
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