The Squirrel

In an archaeological dig, men found a statue of a Squirrel. It was unclear when the Squirrel was made. The Squirrel is grey and is made of stone.

The Squirrel now resides in a cage in Ottawa, and is only freed when a score of 50 is acquired in the sport Flügenball.

Yesterday we got 104 hits in Flügenball. Do we get to see the Squirrel twice?

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squirrel

someone who loves nutz! NUT LUVAHS

Get off dat man's nuts, SQUIRREL!!!!!

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squirrel

A girl who thinks sucking lots of dick will make her more popular. Generally tends to be abit over-weight or chubby.

Bob: Yeah, she swallowed mine!
Larry: You and the rest of the school, man. She's just a damned squirrel.

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squirrel

A slang term for a vagina.

"While you're over here those cheerleaders are over there, scamming on all your squirrel. But that's okay, cuz you don't have dicks anyway"

-Bring it On! The Movie.

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squirrel

amateur

ian brown in stone roses interview describing typical indie record label as "squirrel records"

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squirrel

1. a crazy or eccentric person

2. to hide something for later use

That guy is a freaking squirrel.

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squirrel

Girl code for an EXTREMELY hot guy. Most likely to have flippy or really rad hair, be a member of a band, and is a definate hottie

Michelle: "Woah, check out that squirrel!"
Heather: "Dude, yeah killer hair on that hottie."

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