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Something said by some one when they don't actually want to tell you what happened.
Person #1 - So where were you yesterday?!
Person #2 - It's a Long Story...
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Ann, a sexy office girl with huge tits, knocks on her boss's door, making sure that the top buttons of her shirt were open the way her boss liked. "Josh?" She opened the door, saw his dick, and closed the door. "Do you need some help with that, Josh?" She grinned and unbuttoned her shirt as she walked towards him. He quickly stood up and almost ran towards her. He kissed her, pushing his tongue through her lips. Josh had his hands on her hips, but moved them up to Ann's tits. Josh rips her shirt off of her as Ann unbuttons his shirt. He runs his hands over her huge ass, then picks her up. She takes her skirt off and wraps her legs around him and starts to grind on him as Josh kisses and bites her neck. Ann runs her hands through his hair. Josh sets Ann down on his desk, then sits in his chair. Ann gets down from the desk and sits on Josh's lap. She rubs her ass on him and reaches back to run through Josh's hair. Josh unclasps her bra and lets it fall to the floor. Ann puts her hands on the back of Josh's head and forces his head into her tits She turns around on him and presses her tits up against his chest. He grabs them and starts squeezing, slowly lowering his mouth to them to kiss and bite them. Ann starts fingering Josh's dick through his boxers. Ann sits on Josh's face. He starts to lick her clit, then when she's not expecting it, sticks his tongue in her. She cums in his mouth, then gets on Josh's dick and rides it like a pro.
Yo, josh told us all his sex story, but i doubt that that really happened to him.
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An erotic story, meant to turn someone on.
I slam him onto the bed, crawling on top of him. I rip off his shirt as he unclips my bra and throws it onto the floor.
I start dry fucking him, rubbing my pussy onto erect cock. I started to go faster and faster until he rips my panties off and slides his boxers down. He then grabs my ass and pushes me onto his cock.
I gasp at the sudden penetration and grab onto his muscular torso. I roll my hips deeper onto his, and I feel his dick throbbing in my pussy. His balls rub up on my thighs and I can feel myself coming close to orgasm.
“I’M GONNA CUM!” I moan, and I release. I then feel him cum as well, and I lick the cum off of his rock hard abs.
We get into the 69 position then and I start licking his boner. He is about 9 inches, and he is 11 now that he’s hard.
I start at the head and then make my way down to the shaft, engulfing his whole length into my mouth. I start deepthroating and I hear him moan. I smirk.
Once i’m done he starts licking my throbbing pussy, making my body convulse and causing me to moan. He sticks his tongue far down into my pussy and then hits my g spot.
I automatically cum all over him, and he does the same. Then we lay there, covered in our own cum, exhausted from the workout.
that was a sex story :)
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1.) Slang term most often used by older women to describe the Soap Opera's they often view
"Baby, lets hurry up and get home. You know my stories bout to come on!"
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A story/anecdote which is often short, pointless, has no intended punchline and generally leaves the audience perplexed as to the intended purpose of the story.
Guy: Man, I went to Macca's the other day bro and I had the best burger ever. You gotta try it.
Guy2: That was such a Fahad story.
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A story told in order to cast the teller in a favourable light. Exaggeration is a key part of this.
Tom, "I caught this fish on Saturday, must have been like 40 pounds"
Jason, "that sounds like such a fish story dude, it was totally a minot"
Jason "I was with these 5 hot chicks and they were totally into me...bla bla bla"
Tommy, "fish story dude, u were totally pissed and swore at 3 fat girls, and then you got thrown out of the club".
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a hood story is a private story on Snapchat. in the story the person talks about all kinds of different stories that has happened to them.
aye bruh, did you see savannah’s hood story?!
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