weak tea

Something watered down compared to the alternative, from the practice of adding boiling water to normally brewed tea to create a drink with less flavor and/or caffeine.

His proposal for reducing the deficit is rather weak tea.

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French Tea

A subtle descriptive phrase used as a proposition for particularly romantic sexual intercourse, between a man and a bisexual female. The coitus may include excessive tea bagging and/or use of milk in a sexual fashion. N.B milk may be euphemistic.

Jacob, would you like to come back to mine for some French tea?

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Tea slave

When aspouse (usually a boyfriend. Preferably named Ben) brings tea to their significant other on a daily basis from Starbucks.

Cristitine: Beyyn!
Ben:What?
Cristine to the camera: hello this is my tea slave Beyyn

Tampa Tea

Tampa Tea is an alcoholic beverage comprised of 1 part Jack Daniels and 2 parts Monster Energy Drink.

A Dirty Tampa Tea is the aforementioned mix plus at least 1 mg of powder cocaine

I don’t prefer 4 Locos, I’m a man of culture, I prefer Tampa Tea

sexy tea

Venues in Taiwan where older men are intimately served by women of a similar age.

TLDR
Originated in 2021 during the Corona Virus pandemic. A Bloomberg reporter Tim Culpan wrote a piece on the state of Taiwan's epidemic, titled "Sexy Tea, the Lion King and Taiwan's Lost Innocence". This report with an interesting play in the title; described a past president of a well-known club named Lion Club International visiting such an establishment, and contracting COVID in the process.

Hey, you better not tell my wife I visited sexy tea.

Toilet Tea

The act of leaving a used tampon in the toilet without flushing...leaving it to steep into a bloody tea.

I woke up this morning, went in to the bathroom to take a piss and almost puked when i saw the toilet tea my wife left in the pot.

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Tea Partier

An idiot.

It's useless talking to Jeff about politics. He's a Tea Partier, so it would be like speaking to a brick wall.

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