pirate's in town

A way of explaining that one's menstrual cycle has begun.

Karen: Oh shit, the pirate's in town, can I borrow a tampon?

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Flavor Town

This is a destination that has amazing food. Since the food is so good, this must be where flavor lives, and you have to get there. Commonly referenced on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives on Food Network.

Man I need I to buy a one way ticket to Flavor Town and go get me some Chicken Tacos at that Restaurant.

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Leisure Town

See above. Also, the greatest fucking comic and/or photojournalistic essay about these here modern times ever assembled.

Example: CONSUMER ALERT: Are our Christmas Time Suicide Balloons safe?

town sickness

A psychological condition where somebody misses a certain town or city

Curtis: what's up with Paul he's been obsessing for months about Louisville ever since you guys left
Grant: I don't know Curtis

Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense

Sus Town

A micronation in Western Europe, with a population of approximately 3,000 sus(picious) inhabitants. It is surrounded by rural forest, but the city/country is a rich metropolis. The official languages are English, French, and Sugondese.

Guy 1: While you were in Europe, did you visit Sus Town?
Guy 2: No, I haven't. Is it nice?

Guy 1: Yea, its amazing, they have the Sus Road A45 and the Sus Museum.

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Paper towns.

A town marked on a map that doesn't actually exist and is used to help map making companies avoid being plagarized.

Algoe, New York is a paper towns.

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Sundown Town

Towns - mostly middle states - where it's not safe for African Americans to go out after sunset due to KKK attacks

1: Hey btw don't go out after dark here it's a sundown town.
2: Yikes! I'm not coming back here again.

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