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Where one pee's into a tuba and then jizzes into the mouth peice
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A contrabass-brass quartet dat serenades you and thus helps you feel less bored/fatigued while you're wheezingly putting up da light-duty framing-timbers for a new building.
DANG it all with this "tuba-four job" dat I naively volunteered for--- here I thought I was gonna get a live band to play smooth-jazz music for me while I installed da framework for dis here woodshed, but all I ended up with was a nice big pile of 8-foot economy-stud beams!!
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Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.
Man, Cathy gave me a purple tuba last night and my ball are in so much pain.
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Very wide vagina
Le'Gerald said 12 men could comfortably fit in Peanut's Slippery Tuba.
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It's a chicken with a horn instrument stuffed up his ass.
"hey man, that chicken sounds awful!" "Chillax man that's a tuba-chicken."
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Its where someone in the band takes a mouth piece from a tuba and shoves it up your ass
I got tuba hugged at band camp.
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When you getting yo nutts licked and you just fart in that bitches face...she be like damn...Tuba be Stankin'
I was getting sucked off by this one bitch right (friend responds "yeah") and I totally had just eaten some Taco bell right ( friend again responds "yeah") and I just farted in her face man. (The two of us simultaneously yell out TUBA STANK, high five and went immediately to sleep).
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