Uncle Rob

uncle rob is the nickname given to someone who is way too cool to use any other nickname for

“Robert is just way too cool for school!”
“Yes he is, we might as well just call him Uncle Rob!”

Uncle Snoop

The pimp name for Snoop Dogg. He is also known as DJ Snoopadelic for DJ Sessions, Snoop Lion for Regae, and the classic Snoop Dogg for rap and in general. Uncle Snoop applies to all three. Its like a nickname for a stagename.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear Uncle Snoop's new album?" Person 2: "Who is Uncle Snoop?" Person 1: "Bro, the one and only S-N double O P D-O double G."

Dutch uncle

One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor

"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"

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Cool Uncle

Mark Rober. A uncle who worked at NASA and now makes genius videos on youtube

Frank: Hey, that’s a cool uncle!
Jerry: Yea, he’s Mark Rober!
Frank: Cooooooooooooooool!

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Uncle Skeeter

An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.

-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday

-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!

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Uncle Wong

Asian version of an Uncle Tom.

Aki voted for George Bush, he's such a fucking Uncle Wong.

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uncle phil

Will's big fat 6'2" uncle on "Fresh Prince of Belair". He was raised out in the country became a lawyer and got filthy rich. He's the father of 4 kids; Hillary Banks, Carlton Banks, Ashley Banks, and Nicky Banks. Uncle Phil is a man of character and doesnt take any bs so on almost every episode you can see he always on the verge of beating the hell out of Will.

Will: "Oh my God Uncle got Dunlap Syndrome!"
Uncle Phil: "Whats that?"
Will: "It's when your stomach dun lapped ova your belt."

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