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Vacuum Cleaner

A person who sucks blows and gets rolled in the closet

Joe's girl is a real vacuum cleaner

by HUE HUE HUE!! September 27, 2016

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


cake vacuum

(n)
refers to an obese person. the said person can sometimes be very bitchy when not fed their cake. calling someone a 'cake vacuum' implies that, if a cake were given to them, they would inhale it as if there was no tomorrow.

shortens to cake vac

person 1: Fatty over there is such a cake vacuum. he already ate the entire cake that was for the whole party.
person 2: what a fat ass...

by fat person December 21, 2007

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


vacuum fart

the action of sucking air into your booty and pushing it back out as a fart

Hey listen to my vacuum fart

by mozley May 14, 2008

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Alex's Vacuum

A term used for the description of an abusive girlfriend. One in which a man comes to work, or another public place with bruises, in which lacking a better excuse simply states (see example). The name Alex was chosen as a prefix in a degrading way, since Alex means "Defender of Man" this term obviously degrades the person.

Friend 1: Did you hear John has a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 3: I heard she's Alex's Vacuum though.
Friend 2: Another falls prey to an abusive girlfriend, just like Geoff did.

by Spoonyy September 21, 2010

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Cheesecake Vacuum

Someone who really loves cheesecake and leaves no cheesecake uneaten.

"Dude your such a cheesecake Vacuum"

by Fisheggs.jpeg September 16, 2021


Cooter vacuum

A douche.

Your a fucking cooter vacuum, bitch cakes.

by SatanicCuntCleaner September 20, 2016


Mouth Vacuum

A succubus who will suck your soul through your zipper and then make you pay the restaurant bill.

β€œThat’s Becky, she is a straight mouth vacuum”

β€œShe has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blush”

by Bumbaclot Jimmy August 19, 2023