A person who sucks blows and gets rolled in the closet
Joe's girl is a real vacuum cleaner
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(n)
refers to an obese person. the said person can sometimes be very bitchy when not fed their cake. calling someone a 'cake vacuum' implies that, if a cake were given to them, they would inhale it as if there was no tomorrow.
shortens to cake vac
person 1: Fatty over there is such a cake vacuum. he already ate the entire cake that was for the whole party.
person 2: what a fat ass...
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the action of sucking air into your booty and pushing it back out as a fart
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A term used for the description of an abusive girlfriend. One in which a man comes to work, or another public place with bruises, in which lacking a better excuse simply states (see example). The name Alex was chosen as a prefix in a degrading way, since Alex means "Defender of Man" this term obviously degrades the person.
Friend 1: Did you hear John has a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 3: I heard she's Alex's Vacuum though.
Friend 2: Another falls prey to an abusive girlfriend, just like Geoff did.
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Someone who really loves cheesecake and leaves no cheesecake uneaten.
"Dude your such a cheesecake Vacuum"
A succubus who will suck your soul through your zipper and then make you pay the restaurant bill.
βThatβs Becky, she is a straight mouth vacuumβ
βShe has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blushβ