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A virus that aesthetic cafe workers in roblox or roblox cafe MR+ have when they have the following "symptoms"
Have worn antlers in the last month
Have said "I-" or "oop" or "." in the last few days
Have worn any crop-tops or some other 5 robux clothing from a clothing group
If they answered one of these questions truly, they have mild level.
If they answered 2 truly, they have a moderate level
If they answered all of them truly, they have full cafe virus symptoms and should be stayed away from. (always wear a noob skin)
non-aesthetic roblox person: hello sir/ma'am i have a few questions for you
cafe worker: Hello! Welcome to Frappe! Can I get you anything?
non-aesthetic roblox person: can I ask you a few questions
(cafe worker answers questions 3/3)
non-aesthetic roblox person: im sorry to say that you have cafe virus (sounds alarm)
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When you get a virus from having a cheeto as your president for 4 years. This virus is more dangerous than covid-19 as you will get a virus and cancer.
After 4 years of having a dumb cheeto as the president, I got the Trump Virus.
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Boomer Virus occurs when an old person tries to use modern technology. Infection takes hold when the old person enters denial and blames the technology or someone/something else for it not working, when in fact it is their own actions causing the problem.
Boomer "I sent you an email but it was rejected, it must be your email address."
You "Boomer virus perhaps?" (The boomer had typed the email address you have linked to ebay, bank, phone and everything else in your entire life incorrectly.)
Boomer: "The DVD player doesn't work!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had not put the DVD in the player, or something equally stupid)
Boomer: "My computer just restarted by itself!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had pressed Windows Key + X when they were trying to Copy + Paste a word document or whilst furiously deleting GILF pr0n)
Boomer: "No matter what I do, I just cannot take a photo on my mobile phone!"
You: "Did it catch a Boomer Virus?" (The boomer keeps pressing the Back button instead of the Take Photo button, because a mobile phone isn't made of ancient cogs and typewriter keys)
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Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV).
Sajid has the corona virus!
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It's the Corona Virus but for idiots who thinks it's called the Granola Virus
Random Idiot " Ay yo G have you heard of this Granola virus its bare peak and that cos it kills people"
Another idiot " Nah G are you sure you don't mean the Corona Virus cus that's peak and that"
Random idiot " Nag G trust me and that it is a new Virus they invented"
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A virus that does not actually exist, but is a possible mutation of an existing virus, or an entirely made up virus that can possibly exist without defying medical knowledge. Examples of fictional virus include Lyssavirus X and Filonecrosis. The movie entitled "Outbreak" was a good example of a fictional virus.
Despite the fact that they don't exist, it's important to be prepared for fictional viruses, since viruses are known to mutate to more potent forms all the time.
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slang for people who can only vaguely remember its proper name - Corona Virus
You know that virus ...gah what's the name of it ...not the bird one - the beer virus one
You mean Corona Virus?
Yep that's the one.
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