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A name given to something surprising, that you never thought would happen.
"I didn't think pigs could fly, but it turned out to be a bit of a Nathan's Wedding"
Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"
Noun. An seemingly joyous event, carelessly planned, that results in the death of people that did not participate in the event.
Even though her champion St Bernard had tested positive for rabies, Karen insisted on his participation in the dog show, turning the event into a complete Millinocket wedding when it broke loose, ran into the street and mauled eight spectators.
It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.
Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
John attended a wedding every weekend during The Wedding Year, and drank himself into a mini coma at three of them.
The Samoan version of a shotgun wedding, when a Samoan guy gets a girl pregnant and then has to marry her or else his mum will hit him with a jandal.
Vaiea had a jandal wedding last week cause he got his girlfriend knocked up.
The process of uniting or "wedding" 2 Netflix queues that occurs during a serious relationship.
After Dick and Jane had been dating for 6 months, they decided to take the next logical step: wed-flixing.
An event or situation that you don't believe until you actually see it with your own eyes.
"I'm really thirsty, man. How long have we been trekking through this dessert for anyway!? We should go get a drink from that oasis over there..."
"Nah man, that's a Donald's Wedding right there. It doesn't exist, it's our imagination."
"Well let's go check it out just in case"
"OK"